Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a ribcage. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.
But say that your idiotic theory is correct.
Say it did actually walk into it.
That animal still probably died.
Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?
And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS.
pEES
Archimedes, no! It’s filsy in zere.
But seriously, it’s a video game, not a penis. Stop taking it so hard. DO you know how many animals I’ve killed in video games? Several. Archimedes, though, survived. Shut your cake hole, bitch-ass.
oH MY FUCKING GDO SOMEBODY TOOK IT SERIOUSLY
cum-slut sounds really silly. but then again my favorite insult is cuntburger. no hyphens.
